funeral speech |
mile
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| Thursday, 17. July 2008 at 18:02 |
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Three men were asked what they would want to be said about them at their funerals. The first one said, “I want someone to say I was a wonderful father.”
The second man said, “I want someone to say I was the greatest baseball player ever.”
The last man said, "I want someone to say, ‘He’s moving, he’s moving!’”
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Re: funeral speech |
Tokyo
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Last Post: 06.10.2008, 22:52
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| Saturday, 19. July 2008 at 12:40 |
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LOL
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Re: funeral speech |
Kenny
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| Wednesday, 23. July 2008 at 14:23 |
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LOL!!!!!!!!!
wel u cnt blame a guy 4 wanting 2 b alive again, can u?
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Re: funeral speech |
mile
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| Wednesday, 23. July 2008 at 20:54 |
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of course i cant blame him, anyway i didn't talk about blaming anyone Mrs/Miss Kenny!!
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Re: funeral speech |
Tiara
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| Thursday, 24. July 2008 at 11:59 |
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Oh,hahaaaaaaaaa! I will wish the same LOL.....She is moving,she is moving!
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Re: funeral speech |
Kenny
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| Thursday, 24. July 2008 at 12:42 |
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Ok, anyway its miss!
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Re: funeral speech |
mind yo stuffs
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| Thursday, 24. July 2008 at 13:06 |
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A day after the funeral was time to read the will of the deceased and know who to inherit what
here goes the will.
Speaker reading: i leave all my love for my wife
Speaker reading the will : all my money should go to my Daughter Maria
Maria started jumping, happy that she'll be rich, speaker continued reading: the sum of $500.
Maria 's eyes started getting wet as she heard only $500
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Re: funeral speech |
Kenny
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| Thursday, 24. July 2008 at 13:31 |
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ha ha ha!!! LOL...that was really funny!
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Re: funeral speech |
Tiara
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| Thursday, 24. July 2008 at 13:43 |
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Oh,LOL,it's very funny! iyaaa,oyehole eliko!!!!but,$500 is still much LOL
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Re: funeral speech |
mind yo stuffs
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| Thursday, 24. July 2008 at 13:56 |
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once a Woman who's husband passed away asked an 18 years old girl, who's this stranger? what are you looking for at the funeral of my Husband?? The girl replied, he was my father, he met with Mom in Chicago.
the girl asked the Woman, "you didn't know that yo husband was a PIMP??"
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Re: funeral speech |
Lessy467
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Last Post: 03.10.2008, 14:07
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| Thursday, 24. July 2008 at 14:02 |
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Poor wife, what a husband?
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