 Ten Husbands, still a Virgin................... |
Don Andre
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Last Post: 25.11.2008, 10:16
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| Wednesday, 23. July 2008 at 18:31 |
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
[Post edited by: Kalumendu on 23/7/08 6:32 PM]
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 Re: Ten Husbands, still a Virgin................... |
PrincessDally
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Last Post: 28.11.2008, 15:54
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| Thursday, 24. July 2008 at 09:13 |
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Kalumendu this post is already posted somewhere in the forum..But thanks anyway
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| Re: Ten Husbands, still a Virgin................... |
Don Andre
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Last Post: 25.11.2008, 10:16
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| Thursday, 24. July 2008 at 12:58 |
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Who cares dear gal friend PrincessDally? I didn't post it for you if you have seen the other same one, so keep it to yourself gal friend................
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| Re: Ten Husbands, still a Virgin................... |
PrincessDally
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Last Post: 28.11.2008, 15:54
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| Thursday, 24. July 2008 at 13:13 |
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Was for you info dude..anyways thanks bra..no beef!!!
Peace outaaaaaaa
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| Re: Ten Husbands, still a Virgin................... |
Don Andre
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Last Post: 25.11.2008, 10:16
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| Thursday, 24. July 2008 at 13:27 |
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I cant have beef with gals, I love them all, Thanx to...........
Much Love....................
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| Re: Ten Husbands, still a Virgin................... |
g-player
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Last Post: 20.08.2008, 19:46
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| Thursday, 24. July 2008 at 20:44 |
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PRINCESS............I WOULD LIKE U TO BE MA................jst put wat i said 1st
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