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Ziggi
Number Posts: 26
Last Post: 15.11.2008, 21:10
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| Saturday, 09. August 2008 at 19:10 |
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This woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.
One day she was in bed with her boyfriend and she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled at the boyfriend "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window; my husband is home early!"
The boyfriend looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window! It's raining like crazy out there and I'm naked!" She said, "If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!" So the boyfriend grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window!
When he landed outside he was in the middle of a "running marathon," so he started to run along beside the others - only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes over his arm.
One of the runners asked, "Do you always run in the nude?"
He answered, while gasping for breath, "Oh yes. It feels so free having the air blow over my skin while I'm running."
Another runner then asked the nude lover, "Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?"
The naked lover answered breathlessly, "Oh yes. That way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car and just go straight home without a shower!"
The marathon runner then asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
The nude man answered, "Only if it's raining..."
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Feint
Number Posts: 16
Last Post: 10.08.2008, 17:31
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| Sunday, 10. August 2008 at 17:13 |
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HaHaHa!!!!!! thats a good one........................That guy can seriously think huh? LOL
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Tiara
Number Posts: 412
Last Post: 05.01.2009, 16:38
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| Monday, 11. August 2008 at 13:21 |
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LOL!!!! so funny!
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PrincessDally
Number Posts: 208
Last Post: 28.11.2008, 15:54
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| Monday, 11. August 2008 at 14:38 |
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm Ziggi thats funny kau.. I look up for another one pls.
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scram
Number Posts: 8
Last Post: 11.08.2008, 15:02
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| Monday, 11. August 2008 at 15:02 |
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Thats some smart brotha man.Olwez ready with an answer, like all players, sims like he bin doin a lot of cheatin for quite long
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hpy
Number Posts: 18
Last Post: 25.09.2008, 12:30
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| Monday, 11. August 2008 at 21:18 |
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Thanks to you Ziggi, u just made my day. keep pumping them in..........
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Ziggi
Number Posts: 26
Last Post: 15.11.2008, 21:10
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| Monday, 11. August 2008 at 22:20 |
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Any time........
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PD
Number Posts: 11
Last Post: 25.09.2008, 16:19
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| Thursday, 14. August 2008 at 10:59 |
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wher dd u gt tht 4rm? its so funny....
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PrettyBoy
Number Posts: 226
Last Post: 18.11.2008, 16:31
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| Thursday, 14. August 2008 at 15:23 |
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Tha ass-hole wa very smart yo!! big up 'omie!!
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Kachokwe
Number Posts: 144
Last Post: 05.01.2009, 12:24
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| Friday, 15. August 2008 at 13:32 |
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This crack my head with loughters. wht a fun chracter
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T-ky
Number Posts: 23
Last Post: 06.11.2008, 11:22
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| Saturday, 16. August 2008 at 13:20 |
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Nice 1 boy, nice 1... ha..haa..haaa
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g-player
Number Posts: 97
Last Post: 20.08.2008, 19:46
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| Wednesday, 20. August 2008 at 19:46 |
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JA pls guys always wear a CONDOM
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