 Shipwiisho |
Elaeti.nam
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Last Post: 05.01.2009, 15:32
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| Friday, 22. August 2008 at 09:58 |
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Shipwiisho bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Shipwiisho : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Shipwiisho: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Shipwiisho: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Shipwiisho : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Shipwiisho : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Shipwiisho : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Shipwiisho : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Shipwiisho : When I went to Single Quarters today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again..
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Shipwiisho: complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Shipwiisho : 'I was watching TV news...'
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Shipwiisho comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
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How do you recognize Shipwiisho in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
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Once Shipwiisho was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
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Shipwiisho in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Shipwiisho : Why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Shipwiisho - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Shipwiisho : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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Shipwiisho told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Shipwiisho : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
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Sacramento
Number Posts: 341
Last Post: 06.01.2009, 03:39
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| Friday, 22. August 2008 at 10:08 |
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Camon man, Nghina vali omaxuli, wadipaange, good stuff dawg.
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Tiara
Number Posts: 412
Last Post: 05.01.2009, 16:38
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| Friday, 22. August 2008 at 10:14 |
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Oh yakwetu Shipwiisho!!!! LOL!!! so funny!
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Kenny
Number Posts: 84
Last Post: 07.11.2008, 11:05
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| Friday, 22. August 2008 at 15:14 |
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LOL!!! wow Elaeti.nam, u really made my day! thnks n keep them cuming.
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eve1
Number Posts: 5
Last Post: 30.09.2008, 10:36
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| Friday, 22. August 2008 at 16:01 |
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Eish thts's wat i col the very best joke
Keep it up Elaeti.nam U v really made my day!!!!!!!!!
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0Byte
Number Posts: 331
Last Post: 05.01.2009, 17:14
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| Friday, 22. August 2008 at 16:34 |
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Oh vakwetu Shipwiiso......oku ondi li ko ashike tandi alangata kokuyola mani...I think this is the best joke of this month...Thanks a lot!
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approximated
Number Posts: 10
Last Post: 09.10.2008, 12:05
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| Friday, 22. August 2008 at 18:29 |
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hilarious....i like
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Inna
Number Posts: 51
Last Post: 05.01.2009, 18:07
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| Sunday, 24. August 2008 at 23:33 |
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This is really what you call a damn good joke!
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Kiss
Number Posts: 153
Last Post: 14.11.2008, 16:29
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| Friday, 29. August 2008 at 13:54 |
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this is it man!!!! u jus finished ma energy man....kip 'em cuming....
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Barb
Number Posts: 44
Last Post: 20.10.2008, 15:25
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| Friday, 29. August 2008 at 14:45 |
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Thats rellay Great... Keep it up dear. U jst made my day complete. I laughesd lyk nobdy's business.
Enjoy ur weekends guys....
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Katuuo
Number Posts: 13
Last Post: 25.09.2008, 23:08
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| Thursday, 04. September 2008 at 00:06 |
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now i will have a jouyous day.
Best joke
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