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Shindenge
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| Thursday, 23. June 2011 at 17:56 |
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Guys, I am not anti-catholic, this story is just meant for jokes, and it is not intended to discredit the R.C. Church.
In catholic a priest is called (FATHER) and nuns are referred to as
(SISTERS)
So there was this catholic priest who had an eye for beautiful ladies
and it so happened that amongst the nuns there was one who was
so beautiful and every time he was trying to get his way with her
and failing.
So one day he decides to take the nun with him to visit the
sick and elderly in the villages, as you know sometimes
you use dusty and dilapidated roads in bushy areas to get to some homesteads.
so it was in such areas that the priest stopped his vehicle and
said, "Sesta, mohato mwa pwa omahooli" (sister, the car ran out of petrol).
THE NUN WAS SHOCKED AND ASKED , " WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?"
So the priest quotes this verse that says "FOR WITH GOD NOTHING WILL BE
IMPOSSIBLE"
and proceeds to kneel down and pray.
Within seconds he is up and sticks his manhood in the fuel tank
and makes as if he is urinating and they get back into the car and 'surprise'
'surprise'
the car starts and there the nun is thinking "This what we call the power of
prayer...."
So after a short distance the car stop again and father asks
"SORRY SISTER MY PETROL IS FINISHED I WONDER WHETHER YOU GOT SOME PETROL”
And sister hurries to the tank lift her skirt and tries to squirt it into
the tank and the father say "AHH SISTER THAT WON'T WORK. YOU JUST SPILLING
THE PETROL...."
and so this goes on and then sister says "SO WHAT SHOULD I DO"
and Father says "OKAY Let me use my pipe to drain petrol from you then I will
fill the tank - that way we will save lots of it."
SO Father puts it into sister's ""You know"" and within a few seconds
the sister was heard shouting -
"FATHER DRAIN ALL THE PETROL! GET TO ALL CORNERS! DON'T LEAVE EVEN A
SINGLE DROP."-
SO it went like that -- after every few kms the nun would say,
"FATHER I HAVE MORE PETROL CAN YOU DRAIN AGAIN"
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Mbee
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| Sunday, 26. June 2011 at 15:45 |
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the sister felt like she in heaven hun! hahaahaaa
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Nevab
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| Sunday, 26. June 2011 at 21:08 |
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Lol,,,, "Father can u ..... again"? the nun will wish to travel with father always.....lol
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Onemanya
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| Saturday, 09. July 2011 at 05:43 |
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waaaaaaau!
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Mzee Heavy
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| Saturday, 09. July 2011 at 08:17 |
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Wonderful
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Steam
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| Wednesday, 13. July 2011 at 17:44 |
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Thats a very nice one Shindenge!! I think it worked perfectly well, even better!! You made my lday after such a long day!!
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Young Jesus
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| Monday, 24. October 2011 at 18:34 |
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May the LORD forgive them
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Dico
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| Tuesday, 08. November 2011 at 09:31 |
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The SISTER'S biological understanding of Sex will be complicated, SO WAAR!
Would she have men withdrawing and sperm of her, would make her think "THIS THICK CREAMY OIL, COME IS DRAINED FROM ME!
Puting it on experiment of how mauch oil she has or would produce per day, might lead her to have sex every now and then and with lots of men.
I personally like happy endings.
She must consult before experiment, if not. She might start with Step 4 of 5 of the experiment.
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El11
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| Wednesday, 23. November 2011 at 11:01 |
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she will end up thinking there is too much petrol thus the size of the belly due to pregnancy
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Lenga2030
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| Wednesday, 23. November 2011 at 12:24 |
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Hi Shindenge,
Your "joke" is a blatant anti-Catholicism, no matter your disclaimer.
Just to demonstrate you are not anti-Catholic, please re-post the same joke now replacing "father/sister" with two SWAPO coordinators, or with a Lutheran pastor and a female Lutheran deacon; or a doctor and nurse.
I am waiting!
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Assisi
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| Wednesday, 23. November 2011 at 15:46 |
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@lenga2030 & shindenge
a catholic friend of mine once vowed to make anti-catholicism, in any form or shape, as unacceptable as drinking-and-driving. he said anti-catholicism is dangerous as a driver who tries to send an sms while clocking 140 km/h and approaching a sharp curve.
anti-catholics are well known to disguise their bigotry behind jokes. they expect catholics to simply listen and have a good laugh -- and ignore the intended outcome.
the intended outcome is portraying anything catholic in a bad light and make their faith and practice a big laughing stock.
shidenge’s joke forms part of anti-catholic sub-current.
anti-catholic jokes are almost always in a bad taste. that is why shindenge starts his post with an anticipated but cleverly hidden apology. that is not how one starts a normal joke. something is clearly abnormal about shindenge’s joke. he knows that. his conscience alerted him to that fact. but bigots ignore their own conscience.
in the scuffle between bigotry and fair mindedness, bigotry always gets the upper hand and the bigot feels free to go ahead and post whatever bad joke, even knowing very well it would offend others.
what shindenge did was like saying to someone, “i know that if i stab you with this knife it would hurt, but please bear with me, i have to stab you for the fun of it”.
and the choir could not hold back:
onemanya, “waaaaaaau!”
mzee heavy, “wonderful”.
steam, “thats a very nice one shindenge!”
dico: “the sister’s biological understanding of sex will be complicated, so waar.”
el11: “she will end up thinking there is too much petrol thus the size of the belly due to pregnancy.”
at least young jesus was fair: “may the lord forgive them”.
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Lenga2030
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| Sunday, 27. November 2011 at 13:42 |
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Hi Shindenge,
I am still waiting and hoping you will do as requested, first thing Monday morning. Or are you afraid of offending those other people but happy to offend Catholics with your "joke"?
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Ondjamba
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| Sunday, 27. November 2011 at 16:51 |
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@Lenga2030
you missed the point. all those you metioned (SWAPO co-ordinators,pastor etc.) will not fit in they are experts at sex. they are not virgins.
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Lenga2030
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| Sunday, 27. November 2011 at 17:19 |
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ONDJAMBA: "@Lenga2030, you missed the point. all those you metioned (SWAPO co-ordinators,pastor etc.) will not fit in they are experts at sex. they are not virgins."
MY RESPONSE: I always tell people to think twice before jumping in with an answer that may not make a lot of sense. What you have just said is like saying that a medical doctor can only be an AIDS expert if he/she is HIV positive. In other words, you believe that a medical doctor who is not HIV positive can not be an AIDS expert. And a police officer can not be a serious crime specialist unless he/she is a former criminal.
That is what your argument (that a priest/nun/virgin knows nothing about sex) implies..
That is pity you are satisfied with such hopelessly fallacious reasoning!
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Assisi
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| Sunday, 27. November 2011 at 18:22 |
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am i allowed to laugh out loud before posting a comment? okay then!
i did not know that one condition to become swapo co-ordinator, pastor, etc, is to be an expert at sex; is that a requirement that they definitely be not virgins?
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Ondjamba
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| Sunday, 27. November 2011 at 18:56 |
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yes the sister did not know about sex in this case. its not a secret that catholic sisters are virgins and this one is obvious, she does not know about sex. thats why i'm saying it cannot be replaced with those you metioned because they are unlikly not to know what is happening. imagine an ELCIN paster saying that to the deacon? anyway i'm sorry if i have offended anybody, is not my intetion, some of you people are catholic. my apologies again!
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Lenga2030
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| Sunday, 27. November 2011 at 20:49 |
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Hi Ondjamba,
You have allowed your prejudice to blur your reasoning. Where do you get the idea that "the sister did not know about sex in this case"?
We do not have a father and sister here. Nothing like that did ever happen. "This case" is simply a case of an anti-Catholic fabricating a story/joke meant to attack the Catholic Church or its practices in a subtle way.
The whole issue is a subtle attack on the Catholic Church. And such kinds of attack normally come from people who disapprove of the practice of celibacy.
So, instead of beating around the bushes, why not simply go straight to the point and address the issue of celibacy because that is the real issue here?
Let me leave you with this question: what are your views regarding celibacy?
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Lenga2030
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| Sunday, 27. November 2011 at 21:04 |
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Yes Assisi,
You are allowed to laugh out loud, but wait: for you to laugh even more, let me try a draft advertisement based on the requirements for a SWAPO co-ordinator, a pastor, etc as enumerated by Ondjamba:
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We are looking for a co-ordinator/pastor
Requirements:
- Must be a Namibian National
- With Grade 12 or equivalent qualification
- With some sort of political/theological training
- Must be a sex expert with at least 10 years of experience ...
For more details contact Ondjamba at ...
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Yeah, that is what Ondjamba said ... SWAPO co-ordinators and pastors are sex experts.
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Ondjamba
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| Sunday, 27. November 2011 at 22:11 |
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my apologies again to those i offended. please forgive me.
Lenga2030 you must learn to forgive someone when they realise their mistake. i don't think you will stoop so lower to kick a man who is already down. that is not the Lenga2030 that i came to know in this forum.
i know you wont believe this, but i my self ONDJAMBA. I'M CLOSER TO BEING A CALIBACY BUT NOT A VIRGIN- THOUGH I WANT TO GET MARRIED ONE DAY
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Ondjamba
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| Sunday, 27. November 2011 at 22:21 |
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on a serious note, I was suppose to know better. was not suppose to comment on this topic, religion (protestant, catholic, apostolic etc) is a very sensitive and delicate issue. but hey we are all christian and using the same bible. except some like arab.
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Ondjamba
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| Sunday, 27. November 2011 at 22:39 |
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i was suppose to know better. i was not suppose to comment to this topic. religion is a delicate and sensitive issue. joking about it will just make enemy and offend other. but hey we are all christian and use the same bible. except some like arab. my apologies again and good night people of god.
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Lenga2030
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| Monday, 28. November 2011 at 06:27 |
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ONDJAMBA: “my apologies again to those i offended. please forgive me. Lenga2030 you must learn to forgive someone when they realise their mistake.”
MY RESPONSE: I have forgiven you my daughter!
ONDJAMBA: “i don't think you will stoop so lower to kick a man who is already down. that is not the Lenga2030 that i came to know in this forum.”
MY RESPONSE: True, I will not do that.
ONDJAMBA: “i know you wont believe this, but i my self ONDJAMBA. I'M CLOSER TO BEING A CALIBACY BUT NOT A VIRGIN- THOUGH I WANT TO GET MARRIED ONE DAY.”
ONDJAMBA: Good … I have a son who is looking for a beautiful and well-mannered young lady. So, it is possible that one day you would really become my daughter (in-law)!
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Lenga2030
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| Monday, 28. November 2011 at 06:35 |
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ONDJAMBA: "on a serious note, I was suppose to know better. was not suppose to comment on this topic, religion (protestant, catholic, apostolic etc) is a very sensitive and delicate issue. but hey we are all christian and using the same bible. except some like arab."
MY COMMENT: Yeah, we are all Christians using the same Bible, and the Bible says that it is better for those in the full-time ministry to be celibate to better serve the Lord, yet those who do just that are the ones being ridiculed with some bad-taste jokes.
{You never find people making jokes ridiculing Muslim practices because they know that if they do, they would be bombed in no time.}
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Lenga2030
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| Wednesday, 07. December 2011 at 06:36 |
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Instead of apologizing for the insulting “joke”, Shindenge has chosen to abscond. Cowardice 101!
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Valdorico
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| Friday, 23. December 2011 at 01:35 |
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lmao...com on the nuns r cut off the most beautiful feeling ever and that feeling she experienced right there was one in a million and she would do just about anything to draw petrol back for the father to draw it into that pipe,.
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