Tuesday, 06.01.2009 - Welcome to web.com.na! Online: 14 Members, 17 Guests You are not logged in! Home | Forums   Forum Your last visit was: Tuesday, 06.01.2009, 11:09 [ Search Forum ] Forum Home : Namibia : Political Discussions Displaying all 6 posts: Post Views: 767 How does Government define "BLACK" Boerseun Number Posts: 246 Last Post: 05.01.2009, 23:17 [ View User's Posts ] Monday, 25. August 2008 at 00:52 I was just wondering, if I ( Boeseun, a "White" Afrikaaner) was to claim I'm black when applying for an AA loan, or a nice, juicy tender reserved for blacks, how will Govt DISPROVE my claim? Do they have properly gazetted legislation to determine "black" with regards to race? If so, what are they? I set my mind loose for a few minutes, and came to the following conclusions: 1) If they use a colour chart to indicate "blackness", where does this leave albinos? ( like Bishop Kameeta for example) Will they be classed "white" ? 2) How permanent does your blackness need to be? If I polish up my entire body with black shoe polish ( or the "black is beautiful" that was issued by the SADF) will I be considered black? If not, then how long do I need to be black to be considered as such? 3) What part of my body will be used to compare with the colour chart? My arms, for example, is a nice chockolate brown, while my arse is as white as a virgin's thoughts! Will my arse now qualify for less AA assistance than my arms?? 4) Maybe they will push a pencil into my hair. If it falls out, I'm white, If it stays in, I'm black. But what about bald black people? Will they be white if the pencil falls out? Or will I be black if I had a nice frizzy tease in my hair, holding on tightly to the pencil.( and all the lucrative tenders....) 5) Will they use language? What if I speak Herero? And what about the "Swart Van der Merwes" and other black people who speak Afrikaans only, and have Afrikaans surnames? (With me in UNAM long ago studied a black dude with the surname of STEENKAMP. He was NOT a baster - he was black, and Afrikaans!!) 6) Will they use genetic testing? If "Black" and "White" can be determined with genetic testing, it will have to imply some kind of DIFFERENCE. This difference is exactly what people denies that it exists!! Another way of saying "different" is "superior" or "inferior" That will take some careful explaining if challenged by the constitution!! And it will mean the White Supremacy movement was right all this time! 7) Still on genetic testing, what percentage of "black" genes do you need? If it is for example 50%, will it not be unfair against somebody with 49.9999% black genes? In the segregated South of the USA, they used the "One drop law" If you had "one drop" of black blood in you, you were considered black. Will the same apply here? If you have "one drop" of black blood, you are black!! In that case ALL white Afrikaaners will qualify. The genetic mix of the Afrikaaner consist of primarily Dutch, Flemish, French, and German blood. However, from the beginning, there was a minority "bloodline contribution" by the Koi, and Malays etc. In only 5 generations the genes can spread to be virtually universal. Since about 12 or 13 generations were born after the "mix", we can now safely consider that the genes of Harry die Strandlooper and Saartjie Baardman are now universally present in each and every Afrikaaner! Also, since a fair amount of mixing took place between "genetically pure" German Namibians and Afrikaaners, those genes are even migrating into the German Namibian bloodlines! 8) If race specific markers can be identified in our genes, is it not possible to genetically engineer a virus to attack only one group, and not the other? Much like Cattle and Buffalo - Both are genetically VERY close(bovines), and yet cattle dies from Foot and Mouth disease, while virtually ALL buffalo carry the disease WITHOUT AFFECTING IT IN THE LEAST!! Scary stuff - Disease which can devastate one ethnic group, and leave the other unaffected!! (Actually, there is at least one "race specific" disease I can think of: Sicle Cell only affects black people, not whites! This is because it is a congenital disease, i.e. not contagious - and is passed by parent to child under certain prevailing genetic conditions) There you have it! What will Goverment do if ALL white people ( by way of protest ) claim to be black? If they fill in employment equity forms, they wont have to worry about sufficient "blackwashing" to please the swapo govt. - simply employ white people, and call them "my niggaz!!" If the GRN does not have any laws in place to counter this, we win the fight!! If they DO have laws in place to counter this, we go to the UN or International Court in Den Haag, and say that Namibia UNCONSTITUTIONALLY discriminates against certain ethnic groups by having degrading, race specific legislation! They FORCE the GRN to remove such discriminatory laws, and, WE STILL WIN!! Hierdie Boer is 'n slim jakkals, of hoe? Re: How does Government define "BLACK" Shoza Number Posts: 29 Last Post: 15.09.2008, 10:44 [ View User's Posts ] Monday, 25. August 2008 at 10:37 you should have painted yourself when applying 4 your ID, not know my brother,anyway if you try that i am sure you will get caught and spent all of your life in prison where Niggaz are Hungry to **** a Lannie's ASS. Re: How does Government define "BLACK" Boerseun Number Posts: 246 Last Post: 05.01.2009, 23:17 [ View User's Posts ] Monday, 25. August 2008 at 23:07 Banganaish, You stated that "you should have painted yourself when applying 4 your ID, not know my brother" Problem is, I have applied for my ID years ago, and follow up on the application every 6 months or so. Yet I have not received my ID yet.......Hell, they cannot even find my Birth Certificate, even when I gave them the Date, Time, even the Ward in Windhoek Hospital where I was born. If they cannot locate an official document of mine IN THEIR CARE, how are these pathetic bastards ever " going to catch me" for some other perceived crime?? You also said "anyway if you try that i am sure you will get caught and spent all of your life in prison" On what charge will I be arrested? Will I be arrested "for being white" or will the arrest be "for being black?" (as I claim) My post may seem flippant and light hearted, but that is because I tried to convey the stupidity of the fat arses in parliament who pass laws without thinking it through. Assuming, of course, that they can think.... This is actually a serious topic. WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF A WHITE PERSON CLAIMS TO BE BLACK? Maybe some UNAM or Polytech students can run this one past their Political Science lecturers... Better still, maybe some SPYL puppy can bark me his puppy-dog reply... Re: How does Government define "BLACK" Sacramento Number Posts: 342 Last Post: 06.01.2009, 08:25 [ View User's Posts ] Tuesday, 26. August 2008 at 03:33 II would seriously want to help you bra, but it is a bit tricky, you see, some years back, many Namibians wanted to be white, they wouldn’t dare even to camouflage themselves becoz they would find them selves in serious Shit, Chief Ankama, a friend of mine, an albino and now a member of parliament tried at one stage in order to gain access to all white teachers conference ( he was a teacher by than) pretended to be white but he was detected and got into trouble with the police man. In law, when faced with a dilemma you look at the intention of the law in question, e.g the AA Act, if it says black, it means black and can not include the one in the camouflage, unless your argument is that there are no white people. It is a pity how world turns around( uunyuni okugulu kwetemba), but I say there are still lots of tenders and loans( try a commercial bank, if you are white you get a loan without being subjected to scrutiny, collateral and shit coz you are perceived to be able to repay it without defaulting). All and all the best would be mhnnnnnnnn, well stay white and be proud of whom you are no need to change it, the damage is unfortunately permanent and not even Michael Jackson could get it right. Re: How does Government define "BLACK" mile Number Posts: 81 Last Post: 03.11.2008, 14:44 [ View User's Posts ] Wednesday, 27. August 2008 at 01:23 Boerseun i thought white people are rich,why do you need a loan. i thought things like loans are for us . that's the reason maybe you're facing problems getting a loan. I remember i meet one boer like that with a big tummy,wearing a short with big boots,and the way he was walking-as if he can make it rain or maybe he was day dreaming i dont know. oooh!! the nose was big too. so i thought that you people are rich like no white shit,only to hear that you are struggling with a LOAN. i hope your farm is running well-or you don't have a farm waalye? what an artistic boer!! Re: How does Government define "BLACK" Boerseun Number Posts: 246 Last Post: 05.01.2009, 23:17 [ View User's Posts ] Wednesday, 27. August 2008 at 14:29 Mile, Your stereotyping of the Boers is typical of your race, unwilling and unable to look for the truth further away than your (flat) nose. No, I dont have a farm YET, but there is millions of hectares of communal land up north, just waiting for a land grab by me and my kinsmen.... Post Views: 767 Displaying all 6 posts: © 2009 web.com.na About | Press | Contact & Support | Terms & Conditions| Privacy | Imprint Designed for Namibia