Sunday, 07.09.2008 - Welcome to web.com.na! Online: 6 Members, 10 Guests You are not logged in! Home | Forums   Forum Your last visit was: Sunday, 07.09.2008, 18:51 [ Search Forum ] Forum Home : Youth Corner : Greetings & Kisses Displaying all 2 posts: Post Views: 169 10 husbed still virgin. ML5oo Number Posts: 28 Last Post: 03.09.2008, 12:16 [ View User's Posts ] Tuesday, 10. June 2008 at 12:11 A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" Re: 10 husbed still virgin. Tiara Number Posts: 257 Last Post: 07.09.2008, 04:03 [ View User's Posts ] Tuesday, 10. June 2008 at 17:10 Hahahaa,yes,the lawyer better screw her up really good so that maybe she can stop hopping from one husband to another!!!! That's really funny and only if you have posted it on the jokes category!!! Post Views: 169 Displaying all 2 posts: © 2008 web.com.na About | Press | Contact & Support | Terms & Conditions| Privacy | Imprint Designed for Namibia